Al Gruyere - The fondue master
The Swiss go-to guy for everything fondue-related.
Likes: Sandwiches, fondue, Guinness World Records books
Dislikes: Small objects, cheese that doesn’t melt, having to pick a side
Aphrodite Feta - The journalist
The Greek career-driven journalist.
Likes: Wine, big sun hats, other people’s secrets
Dislikes: Cheese, being bored, the musical Mamma Mia
Buffy Mozzarella - The assistant
The handy, Italian assistant of Sting King-Bishop.
Likes: Funny T-shirts, pizza, handy Swiss army knife
Dislikes: Conflict, salad, messy cheese samples
Danica Pule - The Serbian Billionaire
The lady from the Balkan who made her money from Pule cheese. Likes: Diamond jewellery, fine dining, tradition
Dislikes: Basic cheeses, leaving Serbia, the press
Don Manchego - The property developer
The building’s owner where Cheese Con is hosted in. Like: Well-polished shoes, expensive fountain pens, custom made leather wallets Dislikes: Property destruction, lack of attention to details, police
Ewa Roquefort - The business wife
The French wife and business partner of the deceased.
Likes: Reading glasses on a beaded chain, subtle brooch, woolly jumper
Dislikes: Being the centre of attention, big crowds, public speaking
Marie Brie - The founder of Let It Brie
The French competitive business owner.
Likes: Champagne, silk scarves, holding grudges
Dislikes: Matt R. Cheddar, hard cheeses, betrayal
Redd Leicester Jr - The red leicester monger
The mourning son and dedicated red leicester enthusiast.
Likes: The colour orange, sweeties, underdogs
Dislikes: Losing, cheddar cheese, sheep
Silvio Parmigiano - The organiser of Cheese Con
The ambitious, Italian host of the conference.
Likes: Planning, Italian wine, your phone
Dislikes: Old people, waiting, timidness
Sting King-Bishop - The cheesemonger
The English man with an attitude and acquired taste.
Likes: Counter-culture, pear cider, feathered caps
Dislikes: Deodorant, rulebooks, the musician known as Sting (he stole your name, don’t they know?)